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As good as your dick Birthday

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Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace

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I am The Gift

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I Willy Love You

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If You Can Read This.

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Old Slutbag

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Supporting Each Other in Old Age

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Vaginal Descent

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Vintage Fifty Birthday Card

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You're The Tits

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Birthday Wanker

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Have a Willy Great Birthday

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I Love You With All My Willy

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Jellyfish

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Massive Cockwomble

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Mums Vag 18.

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Never Let You Go Titanic

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Nobody Gives a Sh*t

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Rip Your Slutty Years

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Still A Right Tit

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Thundercunt Birthday

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Together Forever Card

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Try Not To Fucking Drop It

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You Little Prick Cactus

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You Love A Cockatoo

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You Might Piss Yourself

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Alexa laughed birthday.

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At Least It's Not Chlamydia

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Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.

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Fart Together

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Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.

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I Love You To Uranus And Back.

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In a World Full of Cunts

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Live Laugh Love Bitch

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Now That You Are 21

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That Ass is a Real Bonus

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Today You Came out of a Vagina

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No Cure For Being A Twat.

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Rude 21st Birthday.

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Your Pussy Is Magic.

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Happy Fuckin Birthday Letterpress Card

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Could Have Been a Text

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Cringey

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You Were Born Birthday NEW

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Butt Stuff

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Uncle Sam

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WTF

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Fit

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Such a Pussy

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Fix this mess funny Graduation card

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Qualified Bitch

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Qualified Bitch Graduation card

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Stupid Dreams

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I'm So Glad Your Parents Did the Down And Dirty

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