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29 Plus Middle Finger Birthday

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69 What A Great Combo

69 What A Great Combo

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A Good Sausage Card

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Alexa laughed birthday

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All The Other Cards Were Shit

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As good as your dick Birthday

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At Least It's Not Chlamydia

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Basic Bitch

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Best Decision You ever Made

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Blow Me

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Busy Cat Birthday

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Butt Stuff

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Cheeky Cunt Birthday

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Circle Game

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Could Have Been a Text

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Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.

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Cracking Birthday

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Cry Yourself to Sleep

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Endures Your Farts

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Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card

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Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt

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Fart Together

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Fit

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Fix this mess funny Graduation card

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Fuck Me You're Old

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Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday

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Fucking Fabulous Unicorn

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Fucking Fossil

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Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card

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Give A Shit About Your Birthday

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Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace

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Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey

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Great As Your Butt

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Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up

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Handsome as F*ck

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Happy Bidet

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Happy Birthday Dickhead

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow

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Happy Birthday You Dickhead

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Happy Birthday You Idiot

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Have a Willy Great Birthday

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Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck

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Here's Your Fucking Card

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I am The Gift

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I Heart Your C*ck

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I Love You To Uranus And Back

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I Love You With All My Willy

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I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.

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I Willy Love You

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I'll Give You the "D" Later

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I'm Balls Deep.

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I'm So Glad Your Parents Did the Down And Dirty

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If You Can Read This

If You Can Read This

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Immensity of F*cks

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In a World Full of Cunts

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It's Birthday Bitch

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Jellyfish

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Just Like Every Other Fucking Day

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Literal Mother F-er Letterpress Card.

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Little Seaman

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Live Laugh Love Bitch

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Look At The Stars

Look At The Stars

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Lots of Cock

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Magic Af

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Massive Cockwomble

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Mums Vag 18

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Muppet Birthday

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My Cat Fucking Hates You

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Never Let You Go Titanic

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No Cure For Being A Twat.

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Nobody Gives a Sh*t

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Now That You Are 21

Now That You Are 21

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One Fabulous Bitch To Another

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Promotion

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Qualified Bitch

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Shake Ya Tits

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Shake Ya Tits Hun

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Shut Up!!

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Sick as Your Mind

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Size Matters Anniversary Card

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Sorry for being an Arsehole

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Still A Right Tit

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Strip You

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Stupid Dreams

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Such a Pussy

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Sweet Cheeks Birthday

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That Ass is a Real Bonus

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The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina

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This Card Is Shit

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To A Very Special C*nt

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To always be by your side

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Today You Came out of a Vagina

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Vaginal Descent

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VEGAN WANKER

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Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday

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WTF

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You Little Prick Cactus

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You Might Piss Yourself

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You Still Look 21 From A Distance

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You Were Born Birthday NEW

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